Esu's yes/no COIN ORACLE E-Z CHEAT SHEET

(dedicated to a good friend -  and to Eŝu, of course.) make sure you are WRITING DOWN or recording ALL your questions and answers EXACTLY at first. WRITE THEM DOWN AS YOU DO THEM. DO NOT CHEAT. heads are mouths - in - beginnings - yes - eating - positive - cowrie shells shiny side up - picture of lincoln's head that was the brain of the man who freed the slaves finally tails are asses - out - endings - no - shitting - negative - cowrie shells dull open side up - picture of the building that is the place where the men meet who keep us in chains. YES! ABSOLUTELY!!! GO AHEAD -- ask if you need more details -- but - use your judgement --  but don't split hairs and DONT QUESTION HIS JUDGEMENT. WRITE  DOWN  ALL QUESTIONS  AND  ANSWERS !!! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT. FURTHERMORE YOU NEED TO WASH THE COINS IN RUNNING WATER. spit will only do if you have nothing else. you cannot get more info on the subject. really.   DO NOT ASK ANY MORE OF THE SAME QUESTION - use your judgement -- but don't split hairs to act sneaky and ask anyway. or go right ahead and try. he has a funny laugh...  if you do hear it, well, you should laugh... at yourself.  Eŝu was sneaking before you were even squeaking. half and half is two heads two tails -- most common -- is 'uh, sure' -- is NOT A YES -- means sure, that is one answer, one way to look at it, that could happen.  this does NOT answer your question.   three of a kind is maybe.  you MUST ASK AGAIN with a maybe -- ask the same question with a  different emphasis. three heads and one tail -- is 'maybe its yes' -- is NOT A YES -- means sure, that is one answer, one way to look at it, that could happen.  this does NOT answer your question AT ALL.  you must ASK THE SAME QUESTION AGAIN with a different focus or emphasizing a different word or concept. three tails and one head -- is 'maybe its no' -- is NOT A NO -- means nah, probably not the way to look at it, that probably will not be exactly the thing.  this does NOT answer your question AT ALL. you must ASK THE SAME QUESTION AGAIN with a different focus or emphasizing a different word or concept. two 'maybes' -- two three of a kind -- no matter heads or tails -- is always a 'nah.'  'nah' is NOT A 'NO' -- means nah, that is not the real answer, and the EXACT way it was phrased is LITERALLY certainly not the answer, will not be the answer.  this does NOT answer your question usually. to get a good answer you need to ask the question differently, FROM ALL SIDES.  ask differently.   be scientific.   ask the opposite of the original question exactly. you can figure out from asking the opposite what is really going on.  half and half is two heads two tails -- most common -- is 'uh, sure, yeah,' -- is NOT A YES -- means sure, that is one answer, one way to look at it, that could happen.  this does NOT answer your question usually, even though it seems to. to get a good answer you need to ask the question differently, FROM ALL SIDES. ask differently.   be scientific.   ask the opposite of the original question exactly. you can figure out from asking the opposite what is really going on.  make sure you are WRITING DOWN or recording ALL your questions and answers EXACTLY at first. WRITE THEM DOWN AS YOU DO THEM. DID YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT CHEAT. you can send them to me afterwards for privacy if you think you need to. *** be seeing you.